Too many too choose from

"Afroduck Guilty" sounds like some neo-EDM duo from Sweden or something

Next question?

Will a small child fit in the trunk?

"...Well, Mercedes. You have given birth to a healthy baby Dodge Viper." -I'm sure the dad is pissed.

Prople are made up of mostly water. All I have to do is put my fist is some ice cubes for a little while then go around punching people for charity.

It doesn't surprise me at all that this happened. Of course people were going to try to go bigger and bigger with the amount of water, until they forgot that water actually weighs a LOT.

I agree with basically the entire sentiment of your article as well as the evidence you use to support the argument, with one minor exception:

In all seriousness, how hard can it be to do a fucking ignition switch?

Now THIS is the kind of Mercedes I'd drive to the welfare office to pick up food stamps.

"Horsepower is how fast you hit the guest's car in front of you and torque is how far you push it."

Caterham's Sevens. If I had to pick one specifically... The 160, 'cause I could afford it... Probably.

I'm pretty sure GM has recalled my Subaru

Sweet deal man! The racing experience absolutely carries over to how I drive on the road, but surprisingly I try to keep the hard driving on the track only. I do my fair share on dumb stuff but it's nothing that I feel will put anyone's life at risk... To be honest with you I feel people our age are actually the…

Probably the first time I've ever celebrated the actions of any owner of a lifted Ram bro truck. Awesome.

If you can't Dodge it, Ram it.

Not sure where you live but the stats aren't exactly "real world" - in LA, 27.5 minutes gets you about 5 miles. The incentive of HOV cruising to get a hybrid plug-in is a reasonable reward for someone driving a 1.0 litre engine car that has additional range capacity through a battery. Also, factually, the Chevy Volt…

Man, you know what the world needs? More 911 variants.