You could easily program it only to trigger at speeds over 35 or 40 mph, which would eliminate the problem of bumper to bumper traffic as well as the light being triggered around town on most surface streets.

Stop and go bumper-to-bumper traffic at night will induce seizures.

I just started a thread on Kickstarter to open a chain of marijuana dispenaries along these new roads. The details don't matter much when you hear the name: The Pot Hole.

What worries me is the grip. I have a feeling that grip on those panels is much worse than on tarmac

No worries, I meant that way more playfully than I think it reads now. :) We all have our bran farts.*

I did the Mercedes program as well, when it was first introduced. With the exception of "shuffle steering," which I find impractical and unsafe in performance driving and hard cornering (I keep my hands at 9 and 3 with thumbs in the thumb grips) they really do teach good stuff. Most of the driving coaches are either…

I think what goes through someone's head driving that is OH GOD THE BROCCOLI MONSTERS OR GOING TO CATCH ME OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING GENERAL HAWKS WHY IS THE AIR MADE OF VELVET THIS IS A BAD TRIP MAN A BAD TRIP

SO BRITISH.

Cayman R with the (standard) radio delete option. The infotainment system's best feature is the right pedal. Other infotainment features include the steering wheel, brake pedal, clutch and shifter.

"I want to be different and unique and special, like a snowflake!!! People will notice my car at meets!!" *buys 240SX or VW Golf and smashes the tires into the fender-wall with the cheapest set of coilovers he can find. "Wow, coilovers!! Look how fast my car is now!! And the camber helps me go around corners!!"

This is idiotic. They should be embracing an American car maker, not trying to crush it.

Next up is a Van Gogh edition with only one wing mirror.

ummm, why are they asking the public for help, just call CSI

British kids are just better than American kids.

F14T = FIAT

How much worse can it get?

Is this better?

He looks to be snowshoeing, actually. Good thing he has that cute service dog there in case of difficulty. Thinking ahead, he even packed a spare dog for the journey, which is excellent preparation.