I would have been much hornier had Claire Danes not been Juliet. All the girls got Leo, the guys got stuck with Angela. Shit, man — Rayanne would have been way higher on the horny index. But alas...

How is this real? FFS.

The way in which Bikram handled the interview tells you all you need to know. Additionally, Kremer is a motherfuckin’ pro.

Glad you made a reference to KD echoing Kobe. KD seems more and more like Kobe with each passing season, especially off the court; he’s humorless and takes himself way too seriously (see his appearance on ‘Any Given Wednesday,’ if you can stomach Simmons). Dude needs to loosen up, because his habit of taking every…

Good on Tammy for not even justifying that bullshit comment with a response; her silence was golden.

I love how ol’ Newt accuses Kelly of using “inflammatory” language. Is that exactly what’s gotten his pal Don this far?

Yeah, FUCK teaching and the teachers who teach!

This teen is a man.

Well. This just proves the 49er brass made the right move in pushing Harbaugh out.

Good.

Beer can.

Good gravy, ladies. Have some self respect!

Everything is bullshit.

Yeah, fresh-cut fries suck...

EVERYTHING IS BULLSHIT.

I think everyone’s a little pissed that someone let Bobby Moynihan into the room dressed as a decorated serviceman, only for him to spend the whole evening Facebooking.

She obviously meant in-person. I assume her ideal scenario for such engagement would be one to befit the ideals of Calvin Candie.

This makes me proud to be an Ohian.

FFS, shut it, Pat.

Everything’s fine.