When the fuck are gasbags like Hodge going to stop trying to live in the 1950s and realize that weed is waaaaay safer that alcohol, tobacco, prescription drugs, et al?

How was everyone’s “first” week at work?

Whose billy sheep is this?

I take this to mean that JC batted 1.000 until his final at-bat, when He went down on a called third strike (that He absolutely could have crushed over the centerfield wall but refrained for the good of humanity).

+1

How are Big Bend and Biscayne ranked so low? I’m calling shenanigans.

Mike Brown’s Bengals : Donald Trump’s America

I fucking love the Internet.

Hashtag fail.

I am now ready for the weekend.

Hey, Maddie Baby... Tacos?

If ever so lucky to be entwined in your post-coital limbs, I’d not “Hey” you, Madeleine; I would sweetly inquire...

Fein Kampf, amirite?

Truthf