How was everyone’s “first” week at work?

Whose billy sheep is this?

I take this to mean that JC batted 1.000 until his final at-bat, when He went down on a called third strike (that He absolutely could have crushed over the centerfield wall but refrained for the good of humanity).

+1

How are Big Bend and Biscayne ranked so low? I’m calling shenanigans.

Mike Brown’s Bengals : Donald Trump’s America

I fucking love the Internet.

Hashtag fail.

I am now ready for the weekend.

Hey, Maddie Baby... Tacos?

If ever so lucky to be entwined in your post-coital limbs, I’d not “Hey” you, Madeleine; I would sweetly inquire...

Fein Kampf, amirite?

Truthf