Yeah, it usually works when I try it again without the period too.

Up didn't do it for you?

Guest star on Muppets Tonight.

Oh god, I don't know whether to thank Netflix for taking Ralphie May out of circulation or hate them for reminding me he existed.

Oh this is so great

Are we pedant or are we dancer?

My college roommate swears that one time I sat up in bed early in the morning, directly addressing him asked "how classmates.com worked?", and then went back to sleep without another word after he tried to make sense of my question.

You're just angry because you know it's true and you passed up the opportunity to swipe it while the kid wasn't looking.

Paul Bunyan: Not real.
Johnny Appleseed: Real.
Pat Boone: ..Unclear.

Cheese would like a word with you

Failure, Fiasco, or Secret Success?

Yeah, when I walked out of it and my friends asked me how I was doing, I replied "harrowed"

Woah there buddy, this is the AV Club, not the PhD Thesis Abstract Club

Noted curse for future arguments:
"OH YEAH? WELL I…I…..I HOPE YOU GET DISAPPOINTED ON ANTIQUES ROADSHOW!!"

The dried veneer of moonshine on this Confederate Shiv increases its value to approximately $300, possibly more depending on if it can be verified to have come from Shinin' Merl's own personal stash.

Imagine how everyone looks to a 90-year-old

Ah, there are so many little touches in this video that I just love - like that framed picture of Tom Skerritt (which I only noticed now), or the guy at the party doing the robot dance accidentally making eye contact with the real robot and having an awkward moment. It really holds up.

Their One Thing cover is really fun and I kinda wish it wasn't satirical because I think that song really lends itself to an indie rock cover.

You're going senile old man! Get your early 2000s videogame-inspired art metal outfits straight!

Yep, that's Lightning Bolt alright.