Swap out Faith Salie for Maz Jobrani and maybe Neko Case as the celebrity guest, and you've got an hour of radio bliss right there.

Except Ewan and Charlie in The Long Way Around. They loved giving those dudes massages.

Except us; this is one of today's better comment threads

A while back I dated a girl from Ohio who was absolutely shocked that I hadn't been to (or, back then, heard of) a Chipotle and was really excited to take me to one for the first time.

Buhhhhhhhhhhh subscription walls

Hey, the patrons will just sue each other and no matter what the skates will be fine..

Hahah, chumps. Thank god I…wait, shit.

Not true - advances in science and technology are usually preceeded by the general research done by Scrotal Recall. Money spent on Scrotal Recall could bring us the next pyrex.

……..Super……..M…Swe…..what?

Dear…..dear god
This is a thing that exists

My favorite who-wrote-whaaat is Stephen King and The Shawshank Redemption. I mean, in retrospect you can see his fingerprints but just the initial jump from The Shining and It to that is so what-the-fuck.

Yes, totally.

Wowie Zowie, another pun thread!

But I hate abrasive people, and I'm not abrasive! Blanket-assumptioning motherfucker!!!

I haven't seen either, I'm mostly just holding a grudge over that cow.

In middle school my friends and I tried to make a film adaptation of Bridge to Terabithia (waaaay before the bullshit Hollywood release came out) and our biggest production concern was that one of the major characters was a cow. Living nowhere near a farm, we figured our only option was to painstakingly rotoscope a…

….like, Shining style? That's pretty dark, even for Sally Forth

Gothika was alright, especially the first half. It's one of my favorite examples of a movie that becomes worse after hearing the director's commentary, though - aparently they started off trying to make it the "scariest movie they possibly could" and half way through production realized that wasn't going too well, so…

Shit, now I have to weigh how much I want to see Goggins in anything against how much I don't want to see McBride in anything. This is going to be a tough one.

Trump Hauk 2016!