My wife and I picked a hell of a time to get pregnant and start a family. By next March, the apocalypse will have hit. Thanks Trump, you shit head!

Still hilarious 5 years later.

Videogamers are an entitled lot.

For me, I had The Rockers, The Ultimate Warrior, Hulk Hogan, and Macho Man. I also had Scott Steiner, Arn Anderson and Sting but I never watched WCW.

What exactly do people get by paying money to cheat in a videogame? It’s not like they are going to win anything out of it... WTF!? Are their lives so empty that they need this to feel whole?

Why lower the price when it still makes money at full price?

If GameCube virtual console becomes reality, I’m sure they’ll patch system so you have ability to use the adapter.

They’ve probably been working on the game before Switch hardware was finalized. I hope Nintendo at some point ports all the handheld/DS/3DS Metroid or other games to switch. Second screen isn’t always needed for some of these games.

I liked those Castlevania games...just saying.

You going to do an article about The Evil Within?

What makes you say that?

My sheltie mix has eaten: box of fiber one bars, leather shoe (threw up the sole hours later), package of dentyne ice (had to have stomach pumped), package of peanut butter crackers, package of vitamin C pills (backyard was covered in orange puke), Tamales (he crapped out corn husks for the next two days), a bag of…

It took this two things to convince you of that?

Shadow was already remade/remastered. It’s another games turn now.

All the games were underwhelming. I want a Spider-Man game but it just seems like all the other Spider-Man games that have been released already.

I watched it on Twitch and the stream sucked. I thought it was lame compared to prior years. Also, Shadow of the Colossus Remake? Who the hell requested that? I wanted a Demon’s Souls Remaster!

Who the hell asked for this?! Everyone wanted a remake/remaster of Demon’s Souls!

Who the hell asked for this game? Most people wanted a Demon’s Souls remaster/remake!

Unopened? What’s the story there?

They said original discs will work and now I’m kicking myself for getting rid of all my OG Xbox stuff.