It's a good theory, but I don't think it makes complete sense. Priefer wouldn't cut you because he'd be afraid that he'd catch AIDS.

Tebow won't make it to a 2nd broadcast. He'll never successfully throw it back to the studio, thus creating a never-ending pregame show.

I GUARAN-DAMN-TEE you that Greggggg wrote "Game Over" in his notebook when the Ravens attempted that 61 yard field goal.

I know there is a lot of time between now and the lottery, but man, the current top 5 breeds some really boring pairings with the studs of this class.

I'm hoping against hope that it's the Titans. Who cares if he's turnover prone? I just want someone worth paying money to see in LP Field. COME HOME TO NASHVILLE, YOU CRAZY CAT.

Pretty sure he and Kristin already have a house there, and if Facebook is correct, plenty of dudes he was friends with in college still live in the area. Titans were the first team that sprang to mind when the whole Cutler-as-free-agent thing started getting floated.

What history does Chicago have besides the '85 team? Let me rephrase that, what history OUTSIDE of Chicago does Chicago have besides the '85 team?

I would have sex with the wife.

And then kill the entire family. Every last one of them.

Eh, I don't know, man...

Before I vote yes or no, I need to know how far each of these gentlemen can punt a football.