To AJ #1: you left out Milwaukee. Milwaukee is WAAAAAAAAAAY the fuck better than St. Louis, mostly by virtue of not being St. Louis. We've got our own problems, to be sure as fuck, but if any of our citizens had the option, pretty much all of us are staying here.

That newest Rambo is fucking insane. Threw it on one night, catching it almost from the beginning, and was not expecting what I found.

MECHA-WIGGINS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME!

That hat is fucking baller, I don't care what you guys say.

You guys are fucked, man. That shit is totally serviceable American fast food. You don't want it, don't buy it. Cool? All set, then.

I lived there during the '08 playoff run, and it was a damn good time. They care about the team when it's good, but when they suck, there's always the SEC to provide fresh distraction. That's why the Munchak hiring was so terrible: Fisher gave them an identity and someone to identify with while usually keep the team…

If Mettenberg really got beat up at Loser's, that's a bigger issue than his knee or anything else. That place is the most depressing bar in a town full of low-lit sad sack places where failed dreamers lament their worthless lives, most of whom have the good sense to not drink at a place actually called Loser's.

2 years, $25 million, with playoff-based escalators and year-to-year options thereafter.

They report these nubers because they have no respect for the average NFL fan's intelligence, and the average NFL fan seems to appreciate that. PFT Commenter is a thing for a reason. It's the same thing with all the dumb shit that pisses off NFL watchers who feel like using even one-tenth of their brains when news…

marchman: The mid-90s Knicks are basically the peak of human civilization

You kidding? I was over the moon when they got Griffey, and he had a good 2000. But Seattle knew exactly what they were doing, is my point. They got a brash, loudmouth dickhead to think he was the smartest guy in the room while turning a superstar they were sure was going to break down any minute (after playing eleven…

Yeah. I don't give the slightest honest fuck about baseball anymore, but hearing this dickhead's name triggers a rage wave I can neither explain nor control.

This fucking guy...

Yes.

That's been a while ago, though.

I was barely interested in seeing this movie until I read that line. Now, I'm 50/50.

Well played, sir. In four years, Houston will really have themselves a piece!

Parsons > Trevor Ariza

Everybody can sign Love as a free agent next year, not just Cleveland. That's the point.

No way, man. Minnesota can hang tight and see how the market develops during the season. Someone will get antsy and trade things of actual value for Love at the deadline, if not long before, even without a commitment to re-signing. Taking three shitty picks from the Cavs is not necessary. If I'm Minnesota, I'm not…