There are actually two bars in Milwaukee that have the special dispensation to show Premier League/La Liga/whatever soccer matches that start super early in the morning, and both of which were open at the odd hours of World Cups 2006 and 2010. Nomad and Highbury, they're called.

I watched almost every game for Milwaukee last year, and I can say without equivocation that Monta Ellis was spell-binding a solid 15% of the time, awesome 75% of the time, and then whatever the other 10%. I can just as assuredly say that the main reason he's more efficient this year and playing at "a higher level" is…

Come on, whoever: do the world a favor and GIF that :16-:22 moment.

Have to agree. Put another way: rewarding an underthrown ball/play that had no shot at being completed sets up a dynamic that could further lead down the road to NBA-style "drawing contact" as opposed to making plays. If that's a better throw, there's no question it's DPI, but that was a terrible ball at which…

That is hilarious.

Yeah, the weather's no joke, but it just sort of forces everyone to try and enjoy themselves as much as possible once inside where it's warm and cozy. Then, once summer hits, good luck maintaining your workout schedule and general routine with everything going on. I'm just getting over this past one in the last week…

Quite honestly, I should treat this situation like Fight Club, and its first two rules. Keep more for us locals.

Suit yourself. Pro tip, though: you don't HAVE to eat the sausage and cheese exclusively, you don't HAVE to drink Miller beer exclusively, and you don't HAVE to do things the cliche way people who don't know say you're supposed to. You can, certainly, but there's a whole deal going on otherwise that you'd probably…

Way I figure it, he was my Muhammad Ali. From 13 to 27, I didn't care about any other NBA player the way I cared about Iverson, even when he let everybody down and then some with the last stop in Memphis.

You come on out to Milwaukee, I'll show you a good time.