That phrase has just given me an idea for a movie, ‘Hit Dog’. A Golden Retriever works as a professional assassin, using his adorableness to get close to his unsuspecting targets.

It’ll be the first movie presented entirely as a slideshow.

Ooh, is the premise about how a writer of longer-form movie and TV criticism and cultural commentary gets beaten down year after year under capricious company ownership until they’re finally laid off after refusing to move cross-country to maintain their employment, and how they subsequently eke out a living via…

It can have technical legal merit and still be objectively frivolous. Claiming you have suffered significant harm, going to court over $8 and a few hours of your time is, by any measure that doesn’t require a lawyer to define, frivolous.

“Schneider has not returned The A.V. Club’s request for comment.”

PWH is a tremendous pick for this role. When I first saw the pics above, I was worried it was a contest between him and Gad - thank fuck Gad is directing, Gad couldn’t hold Chris’s lunch. (insert joke here)

This will make me cry for a number of reasons. I earnestly think we lost momentum on sublime physical comedy with…

I didn’t watch but I read the reviews here, and what blows my mind about all of these shows like this is that anyone thinks they can find “true love” in a competition setting. The whole thing is designed to set up a false sense of intimacy among all the participants that does not in any way simulate real life, so of…

Hm. It's almost as though this whole concept is fucking stupid. 

She’s just screaming questions.

saying she was merely “asking questions”

She’s sending out the signal, and every potential employer now sees what an entitled, self-righteous, litigious, ignorant nightmare she is.

The idea that anyone would take her case at all is mystifying. Everything I’ve read about the Mandalorian production said she wouldn’t stop spouting her shitty takes even on the job, and everyone was sick of her hateful nonsense. Carano willing turned herself into a poison pill and now cries that no one wants her…

I think the bigger question here is, who actually believes Gina Carano has any acting talent?  She was absolutely the weakest actor in the first two seasons of Mando, and is definitely NOT missed at all.

rooted in her firing from Star Wars series The Mandalorian

I don’t think Disney’s looking for an apology, Gina.

I wonder if this is the worst take we'll see in the comments. It's a strong contender

Its getting to the point where its a bummer to see anyone side with Juliana Margulies ever.

Genocide step 1: dehumanize your target.

I can understand wanting to distance himself from all of that but, honestly, his genuinely shocked reaction only made him look better. He doesn’t have anything to be upset about (other than the events that caused the documentary to exist at all)

Woah, my username survived the transition? Cool.