Bring her character back, but make the storyline about Cara Dune going through a gender transition before saving the town from a racist group storming the space-capitol hill.

I don’t know that hypotheticals like this do a lot of good, because we just fill the empty space with whatever our preexisting beliefs are.

Under California law, there shouldn’t have been a citizen’s arrest at all. Absent an immediate, ongoing threat, you’re just supposed to file a police report and let them perform the arrest at the appropriate time.

Back in I wanna say 2006/2007/2008 Ethan Hawke wrote a profile on Kris Kristofferson for Rolling Stone. A big aspect of the profile was about how out of place Kristofferson was in the country music world during the Iraq War since he was a Vietnam vet and outspoken liberal. There’s a scene in that profile where…

Nimrata herself.

I mean yeah but also...it’s just a strange trend. Chappelle, Haley, Gillis... And all in an election year? And Michaels surely remembers the criticism SNL got for letting trump host, so at this point it’s hard to believe it’s anything other than intentional.

Honest question to Lorne: Who is asking for Nicky Fucking Haley to be on SNL? 

If it helps, Lorne’s an all-purpose starfucker, so it’s unlikely that this is strictly political.

I almost always recognize the host of SNL when they are announced, but I have no idea who Shane Gillis is. A few YouTube clips later and still not getting why he would be invited to host the show.  

Even in the Mandolarian, he had a real vibrancy that made you think he was 10-15 years younger. He really sold Greef as a man who has lived by his wits and his actions and could still be counted in a fight with people half his age.

As disturbing as many aspects of the documentary Amy was, the scene that still makes me the angriest is when she’s privately trying to get away from things in the Caribbean and her dad shows up with a film crew and she’s just like “Really?” I’ve read his bullshit explanations for that, but you can tell by the way she…

Much like with Michael Jackson, it’s been a blast watching all these absolute hypocrites racing to declare Amy Winehouse one of the greatest musical artists of all time who was unfairly snatched from us, as if they weren’t right there in the mud mocking her before she died.

I feel like biopics are no less formulaic than House Hunters on HGTV, and this trailer doesn’t look like it’s gonna be straying from that biopic formula.

I have this vision of Burton hosing pirates down with a (paintball) machine gun, yelling “TELL ‘EM KUNTA KINTE SENT YOU!!!”

POP POP

I’m hoping it’s the gang getting back together to rescue Troy and LeVar Burton from the pirates.

Troy and Abed in a mooo-vie!

ACAB, fuck the police, small dick school bullies. Law enforcement should be forced to release the footage of their conduct in interviews/interrogations before making any kind of public statement. If they’re going to accuse people of lying without evidence, they need to charge people with filing a false police report,…