I know it is tempting to accuse Megyn Kelly (that’s “Megyn” spelled with a “y” because of course it is) of having surgeries that alter her natural appearance. I would like to point out, however, that nothing was ever natural about Megyn-with-a-“y” as she emerged fully formed from a vat labeled “conservative blonde…

Ok, I knew 2024 was gonna be nuts going in, but Megyn Kelly accusing Erin Moriarty of having plastic surgery was not on my “The End is Nigh” bingo card.

Nicki Minaj has earned her place as rap’s elder stateswoman, but she’s burned bridges with a lot of other female rappers along the way.

How’s Nicki’s cousins boyfriends big ass vaccine balls?

Just another notch in the post of my theory that Minaj is a terrible, awful, horrible person.

The only thing I care about is avatar. No. Not the movie. Give me back my effin’ avatar!

That “maybe” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there mate.

I doubt that’s true (don’t ask me to list them) but even if it were that would be more because nobody was giving them worthy roles, rather than a lack of ability 

It’s taken so long because we pretty effectively genocided them. 

Why have we all lost our avatars?

The Gerwig snub is the worst of the lot. She did something that showed remarkable creativity and craft based upon a doll that already had a bunch of silly little-kid cartoons associated with it. The only anyone didn’t think it would be a disastrous idea from the very beginning was that her name was attached to it. 

I feel like Ezra’s antics of choking women, committing assault, trying to steal people’s identities, committing robbery, and threatening to murder people, are on a different spectrum of behavior from “being an 11 year old girl” or “having dementia.”

Pretty shocked not to see Ezra Miller anywhere on here. And on that note, The Flash is nowhere to be found either, and it should really be on the Worst Picture list. That was the biggest flop in a year of superhero flops, but more importantly it was also an aggressively insulting movie that forced us to endure two of…

I feel like they need to stop doing these.

I don’t know the lady but I wouldn’t really expect Dolly Parton to care. I expect the real issue, if there is one, is the “Y’all bought tickets for this shit?” stuff.

I grew up with Simmons rocking to the oldies around my house on video tapes. Definitely a unique personality be he always seemed like a warm, kind man. He doesn’t deserve any of this.

After all, this is all pretty much the internet’s fault in the first place, after people online noticed that Shore and Simmons shared at least some superficial physical similarities, and Shore took the idea and jogged with it.

They’re trash purveyors now, no better than TMZ or Page Six.

Why are you guys promoting this when I just saw an article on this website or one of your sister websites saying Simmons didn’t want this. Unless he gives the okay, don’t just take Shore’s word for it. What are you guys doing publishing trash articles like this?

They don’t actually care. They just need to eat X amount of culture war supplements per day. Tomorrow they’ll be mad because a trans person was briefly in the background of a shot in some movie and they’ll forget this happened.