The prosecution interviewed a higher-up who confirmed she should have taken cover, not opened fire. That’s protocol. Let’s hope that sticks with the jury.

I think at least one neighbor testified they heard that. The neighbor right beside him only heard muffled voices...I saw that part of the trial. Who the fuck knows, really. My stance is she’s either too stupid to live in our society or she’s a complete asshole who shot a guy for no reason. “Both” is an option.

There’s this...but looks like two Karens and/or Chads are on board to huff and puff.

I had greys telling me yesterday that “they had the same floor plan” and “his door was open.” Okay, *maybe* his door was unlocked.

Just when I thought this bitch couldn’t be stupider I saw the layout of the apartment with the living space on the other side of the kitchen. CLEARLY this is not your apartment!

That was one of my first thoughts on her appearance. Make her look like a Fox anchor, that’s the ticket.

I explained the details of the first day of court to a friend last night. I was so angry I literally could not sleep.

You really brought the receipts! as if they were needed.

That’s a great point I didn’t think of....a burglary. Not even armed? Around here you’ll wait a good hour at least before an officer responds.

Abaco

Support animals are such bullshit to me. You can even buy fake vests on Amazon. Have you ever read this story of a black man who was mauled on a Delta flight by a “support dog?”

You’re going to make me cry! I’m so glad you were able to read this article and take it in.

I feel like I should shout this periodically on the train as a non-sequitur.

The comments elsewhere are predictably disappointing. Jones is like no other and she can’t be replaced. As a sometimes watcher, I was always excited when she was in a sketch. People complain that she broke character too much or was one note. Leslie is anything but one note. Her diverse enthusiasm for things like the…

Whenever I see someone use multiple crying/laughing emojis in a rant it’s a tell that they are unhinged. It’s some bizarre mechanism to prove somehow that they aren’t mad.

For the Panthers first Super Bowl, I bought Hpnotiq and mixed it with vodka. I made the dip blue with food coloring. (I was in college, okay?) All I can remember is one of my guests saying “I saw Janet Jackson’s titty! It was big, and it was brown, and it was Janet Jackson’s titty!” Afterwards I was sobbing in the…

When I was around seven, my mom took me as her guest to a coworker’s wedding that was held on a plantation. Even then I was weirded out. I have not been near a plantation since.

Have you seen the video of the 11 year old, Magdalena Gomez Gregorio? I’m still shaken. People who see no wrong in this aren’t even human. Absolute monsters.

....and I’m the grey one. Thanks, Splinter! The Root will have me.