bitterqueen
BitterQueen
bitterqueen

Last year I was working for a Fortune 100 and had that as my Skype message. They probably thought I was a witch but I’m just an atheist jerk.

I’m in North Carolina where people can’t tell a Sikh from a Muslim so I’m okay with this suggestion.

I’ve decided I’m going to start saying something ridiculous like “Have a nice December!” I’m open to other suggestions.

ack, just realized they played that at MY high school graduation

I’m glad you’re okay AND last December I had a scare and thought the same thing! How sad is that?? “I have cancer but maybe my health will obliterate them...”

That’s so gross. My friend’s 15 year old got groped by an older man at a friggin’ Great Clips last month!

Wow, same exact story. I’m 5'0 and was skinny in elementary/HS/college. I had B cups when I was in 4th grade. You’re giving me school bus flashbacks I totally forgot about. I got sent home three times in high school for the same thing. No one else was ever sent home.

Wow, same exact story. I’m 5'0 and was skinny in elementary/HS/college. I had B cups when I was in 4th grade. You’re giving me school bus flashbacks I totally forgot about. I got sent home three times in high school for the same thing. No one else was ever sent home.

I used to use boobs for power. Fucked up power, but still. When I finally realized they had been a deterrent in my life, I wanted a reduction. It’s not in the budget.

I’m a G cup now, but it fluctuates depending on my weight. The first time anyone grabbed me was in 8th grade. It happened all the time in my 20s...mostly by women who thought it was cute to be “fake lesbian at the bar.”

children in Charlotte face poverty so stifling that they fared the worst out of any of the top-50 cities in the United States

He thinks he’s being original, I believe. To me, it’s the equivalent of spelling Aidan like Aedyn or something.

That last one cut deep.

I just figured it out and it was in his profile all this time! I always thought, “that poor assistant...” There’s an app called “I Post My Way” with a custom keyboard which is “inspired and envisioned by Cam Newton.”

There’s always 500 people in his comments begging him not to type like that or asking how long it takes.

Have you seen his Instagram? Good lord.

I know they’re called loafers but I refer to his shoes as ballet flats. Some of them are bedazzled! I actually look forward to seeing his terrible outfits.

I’m a very patient Panthers fan and I have tried to defend this guy forever. It’s mostly because of the hellacious shit he gets for being a proud black man.

I go to all the games because my dad has season tickets/PSLs and I would have been VERY interested in gauging the mood if it was a home game. “Woooo Camazing!” elderly white people dab 

Yeah...please don’t imagine. You’ll lose all sanity. After Charlottesville and “many sides” there can’t possibly be a bottom that normal empathetic folks could imagine.