Thanks for clutching your pearls, but I only get a rash. I won’t die. Sane professionals use nitrile, anyway.

I’m allergic to a lot of stuff, but you know what I don’t have on me? A “health certificate.” Wtf. Should I have a placard with me at all times? Where do I obtain my diploma stating I’m allergic to latex?

You’re a fucking riot. 

Paraphrasing lots of people: “Anything that comes before the word ‘but’ it a lie.”

I’m sorry for all you’ve gone through. I feel like anyone staying in the hospital needs a patient advocate at all times. It’s really depressing.

I see so many stupid memes on Facebook about nurses and how we should appreciate them all and kiss their feet. They should be running the floor instead of the doctors blah blah blah. Nurses are like any other people...they can be shitty human beings.

I had a smart friend explain it to me and now even I can’t even remember. It’s either “if you’re difficult I will withhold pain meds” or “if you’re difficult I will OD you on pain meds.” Since she’s an ICU nurse either is horrifying. I wish I had a screenshot of her in the T.

That stood out to me. I’ve had some truly awful experiences with nurses vs. loved ones lately, and I think some of them have a God complex.

You said keys, but since this also happened to a deaf and speech impaired man...

I was unaware of the prior charges so I was really shocked. I took my Mystikal station off Pandora yesterday.

I attributed it to Stanhope but I hate the guy so much it wasn’t a far stretch. I know it’s trolling but he mentions masturbation waaaay too much on his blog I just Googled.

Well, I’m in my 30s and never witnessed her do it before. She must have been hungry, because she won’t touch grits or brown rice.

My mom did it a couple years ago and I almost left the table. Growing up poor meant lots of cheap food. For breakfast they usually had brown rice with sugar on it.

I’ve seen gossip about her being a meanie in real life. It feels wrong, but we’re always learning about our favorite celebs being jerks.

I’m so happy someone would hear me prattle on.

I think I was wee then. I could have told you I’d rather be Satanist than a creepy Southern Baptist.

Ah, now I remember. They’re more like Humanists. I stand corrected!

Woooooow. I’ve never seen those hot takes on Christianity. We are doomed.

All of these would be marginally better: “arguably Lutheran” “arguably Primitive Baptist” “arguably Satanist”

This is the only comment I like.