Don't forget the boy from Hook! Went on to act in teen houseparty classic "Can't Hardly Wait," then quit to became a successful lawyer. Or as Grandma Wendy would say, "Why Jack, you've become a pirate."

The list is pretty much: Mara Wilson. Mara Wilson. And Mara Wilson.

Where are his glasses? He can't see without his glasses!

say whatever you want about Culkin but I would take him over Ashton Kutcher any day

I bet those guys know a TON of seafaring songs. And maybe they have all the drugs too but they swore my boyfriend to secrecy. :D

Lalalalala I'm not listening it is a bunch of Hemingway types with exotic drugs from distant corners of the earth, as far as I'm concerned. Also they sing a lot of seafaring ballads.

Well….ok. My boyfriend's grandfather was member of this club, and the average age of the members is probably 75. Ladies Night is the night that all the members bring their wives for dinner. While plenty patriarchal and weird, this is not some bro-infested meat market kind of event. I think they should have let in…

No, that's the SUPER Adventure Club. Easy mistake.

Idk, I think it's very different when historically marginalized groups create spaces for themselves than when a dominant group does the same, because EVERYWHERE is the dominant group's space. Like, if this group was a bunch of white adventurers saying "no blacks allowed" we would all be throwing major shade. …

Oh yeah? Well maybe I don't want to be in your stupid smoky adventurers' club and drink expensive bourbon while you regale us with stories about the time you made love to a yeti. (I'm lying, I totally do, that sounds like so much fun! Please let me in, you stupid sexist adventurous men!)

letting vaginas into the room is the start of some of the best adventures ever.

I just truly don't understand how any man- in this day and age- could take that position and not be ashamed of themselves. I hope they all have daughters who grow up to tell them what asshats they are.

They still have to meet the same standards that men have.

This is the club from South Park that molests children, right? That got Chef killed?

But if we let Vaginas into the room, we might forget to go adventuring!

Oh man! I really liked this show. Mostly because it's so refreshing to see an Asian male romantic lead. You never, ever see this and it's really frustrating. Asian men are always neutered, I mean look at Romeo Must Die. Jet Li was the main character and if he were white, he and Aaliyah totally would have hooked…

I always thought Boy named Sue had a happy ending.

Hate. This. Book.

"Listen to the MUSTN'TS, child,