On a related note, never trust someone with a Giving Tree tattoo. Ever. They are always batshit insane. I'm 10/10 on experience for this.

Candy corn abuse. Booze and random mixers in a martini glass does not a martini make. Only gin, vermouth and a twist if you're civilized.

They are not actually making fun of the artist. If you read the article you'd understand that retrospective of Chico's work for the shop's anniversary. They're totally embracing Chico as part of what made the LES what it was.

The store is owned by someone that grew up in the LES. Lighten up.

The comments on the article are worth a read. "I did this for my kid's party and now he wants to be an accountant. Thanks Martha" Best response ever!

Bartender chiming in here... a few vodka based cocktail names for you: Vodka Grimlet, Vodka Stinger, Stoli Slammer and my guilty pleasure.. Orange Whip.

That's how I feel about bar customers that order rum and diets. Rum is pretty much pure sugar. If you're going to indulge, just go for it.