bitterorange81
Bitter Orange
bitterorange81

Chico, New York legend, is leaving the city, having finally been pushed out by the rising cost of living, so the mural is also mourning the loss of its creator.

all white girls look the same

Why does she look like a BRATZ doll?

"You guys have any leftover headshots we can use?"

I simply don't understand why anyone who is not a straight, white male would run as a Republican. Why you would run as a member of a party that has as part of it's platform, "We hate you and don't believe you should have equal rights" is beyond me.

I'm sorry. I did what I could. I told my friends to vote. I delivered voter registration papers to someone's hospital room. I took someone to vote. I talked to even one of my most conservative friends about why it was important to vote No one 1. God I'm so angry, disgusted, and frustrated right now. There are many

That's just low. He should get his ass disbarred to see how he likes it. Scumbag.

LEA DELARIA I LOVE YOU WILL YOU PLEASE MARRY ME?

I saw the walk of shame happen for about 20 ladies at the same time... And it was the walk of ultimate shame... The walk from jail.

My dad works for the Department of Homeland Security.

Like, 13 years ago, I got arrested for "borrowing" an RV that was for sale in my neighbors yard. He had left the keys in the ignition. My pal and I (totally sober btw) decided to take it for a spin around the block. When we got back the cops were waiting for us. My neighbor didn't press charges. He actually kinda

You must be new here.

just yesterday (yah, 2 good days aftr the halloween) at around 7pm i saw this girl in a pink tule miniskirt & a tshirt with a unicorn stuffy attached to it - kinda like bursting out of her, buying over the counter morning aftr pill (i recognized the packaging) at my neighbourhood drugstore ....

When I went to get coffee the morning after Halloween this year, the barista asked me if I was still dressed up. I was not. He said I looked like I was Nancy Drew. Not sure whether to be flattered or insulted.

I Don't Notice What You Look Like Because You Scare Me When You Catcall!

There's nothing more than a woman loves to hear than how pretty she is.

Forgiven. You're not the one who poured a freakin' Coolatta on a grave!!!!! The person buried there is probably spinning in that grave now (cause they're so full of sugar and caffeine, amirite?)

Ehm, in my best Devonshire dialect, " I saw Goody Davies with the devil!!"

What's beautiful about that show is that it spits in the eye of the polite Canaduan stereotype.

A friend from New Brunswick turned to his wife after the first episode and said, "Oh my god. It's a documentary."