Don’t be nervous - he’s already lost. He’s always been like this. 

I came here to post the same thing. I always think of the Gabby Sidibe quote about Mike Tyson (which, upon Googling, I apparently read on Jezebel! Eight years ago! Man I’m old!):

Maybe it’s because I’m now an old, but I just do not understand all of these kids and their face tattoos. They always look terrible. Am I missing something?

When asked why women like her so much, Rihanna said, “You’re asking the wrong person… I don’t know, maybe it’s because I’m ‘thicc’ now.”

Let’s not forget some women have fake butts. And Blake only had a butt when she was pregnant.

A lot of those women became millionaires and even billionaires selling young girls a body image that was no more real than anime. There is value in pointing out how much of a lie the image is. And I have to ask, is the lie not misogyny? Is photoshop, hours of make up, surgery, and a team of experts to post a single…

That’s transparently a semantic, move-the-goalposts, cop-out of a bet because you specifically name Kim and you specifically say lead and you specifically name yourself even though this was initially about all of the Kardashians/Jenners (Chyna too dont @ me) and all of the coverage from all the Jez staff. But hell, I’l…

Personally I like when Jez pretends they’re sick of things they continue to cover ad infinitum

Yeah, I don’t want to speculate on her weight or whether that’s truthful or not because different people carry weight differently and you can’t really always tell. But as someone who has been hospitalized multiple times, I hate this kind of thing. Shit like this is why people don’t treat eating disorders seriously or…

We had a black president before we had a black photographer shoot a cover image for Vogue. This is insane.

Some of us are incredibly nervous fliers who find great comfort in sitting next to a friend/partner. I don’t ever zone out on a flight and relax. Not ever. I *do* often like to hold my husband’s hand during turbulence or bad weather on a flight. People: we’re all different.

Even if I’m not interacting with my partner, I still want to sit next to him. There’s comfort in knowing that I won’t be seated next to a stinkmonster or a baby.

I dont condone anyone “freaking out” about sitting together. But I understand people who do, and I don’t think there’s any harm in asking. I also don’t think anyone should feel obligated to give up their seat so a couple could sit together if they don’t want to (I’ll only switch seats if it’s a one-to-one trade: a…

Twigs is way too awesome for Robert Pattinson. I don’t really know if anyone is cool enough for her, but it’s not him.

Suki Waterhouse

This. This is the issue.

In fairness, that clearly was sarcasm.

Echoing what others have said, but also this happens *only* if you want to open a tab. I’ve never been in establishment, even a bar, where opening a tab is mandatory if you want to order anything. You can pay as you drink if you don’t want to give up your card, though this can obviously be more of a hassle than just…

Exactly. And his whole “oh you’re gonna be here all night” bullshit? Motherfucker, if she wants to stay until last call that is her goddamned right because she has cash in hand and you are open for business. 

The question is: Is the policy uniformly enforced for all patrons? If it’s only applied to...certain people...that’s a problem.