Honestly, she was the worst.

True story: He flipped my friend’s mom off in a parking lot once.

How great would it be if while Ken Paxton was talking about losing and the horrors of planned parenthood he got hit with a water balloon.

Or Ashley or Brittany.

We eclipsed watergate with at least 3 separate scandals in the first week alone. Talking about the illegality of the things this administration does is a purely journalistic endeavor at this point. Where is the rule of law when you need it.

Jane, ever the ignorant slut, keep doing you bb.

Hell no he won’t. The entire reason he took the job was to recoup his losses after Obama era sanctions on Russia put a stop to the most profitable drilling campaign in history. The entire purpose of his being there is to get Exxon clearance to drill in Russia, something the company had active plans to do before new…

...but parkour porn on the other hand...

No, parkour porn

The first one is just loose change.

...dissolves into quiet weeping.

We have to be stop this high road shit. Strong liberal values with no morals is the way to play. Imma hide behind a door in the White House and hit them with a frying pan...repeatedly...until they stop moving. The cartoonish nature of the assasination will make me feel better about the violence.

Exactly, but you can lure him and his cabinet into a screening of a popular children’s film, lock all of the doors and then light the room on fire. It’d be so easy I can’t believe no one is doing this.

British shorthair for being a less cockeyed exotic short hair with more curves.

Oh my god shut your stupid whore right now!!!!! Right god damn now!!!! I have never been so oftended by an Internet comment in my life.

Alternate timeline??? What the fuck I am never going to see this movie.

I stopped reading after “dude”

I fully expected republicans to become spineless nazis, but it’s the democrats being spineless that worries me. Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi have done next to nothing and are partially responsible for why we’re here in the first place. We have the ACLU and our own organizing to thank for any victories we’ve won in…

Glad you’re here to stand up and be a voice for the countless voiceless, scared white people. Your bravery is completely necessary but those aren’t the people being detained at the airport right now or threatened with deportation, but thank you, I almost forgot about the white people. How could I!?!?!?!?

I definitely did not want this to be the suicide pact thread. The only real way I’m going out is if I can take mine Feur with me.