More irony. I’m so sorry you feel unfairly associated with ideas and actions that do not accurately represent you personally.

Points for the Simone Biles shout out. hopefully after this summer everyone will know her name.

Lee Daniels must have been a tree in a past life because he is too shady!

That’s what happened to Solange at the Met Ball a couple of years ago. The hypnosis wore off in the elevator, and the orphan we now know as Solange went into full on fight or flight mode.

Oh my god I want to be a cop now so so bad and that’s not right.

Rob Kardashian is inexplicably hot to me. I’d hit that.

No! Not again. He was my ultimate 10 year old crush. This is the second time a childhood crush of mine murdered someone and I don't want to see this become a pattern.

I didn’t expect any less from Amy Schumer’s beau. She’s like a slightly funnier Sarah Silverman and that isn’t a compliment.

It told me I was woke enough to know that this is an appropriative, basterdization of the word being co-opted by bad allies, hipsters and white feminists.

Thanks. Yeah, I was going to move but I’m pretty sure black men are terrifying to people in every city. Thank god I work from home so I can avoid leaving the house.

I wish I had your optimism. The same white people who are gonna be throwing that word around have been crossing the street to avoid me all fucking day.

Who is that white man?!?!?

Yeah I’m annoyed at this. It means being aware of and understanding institutionalized racism. It’s about to lose its definition to a bunch of white people who don’t get it and see as just some cute thing the blacks say.

It's in reference to an earlier article. Not a frequently employed term for me.

Good for Wyatt Cenac, my one true woke bae

“But most cops are really amazing guys in a dangerous line of work”

Was this the one by Louis Messaiah?

Correct but my point was that when it was militant blacks in the wrong, they had actual bombs dropped on them, their children and a portion of southwest Philly. Theres a disparity in how these situations get treated because of class and race biases that should be noted. I’m not trying to claim Move’s absolute…

So much uggghhhh. Police have literally dropped bombs on black groups not even half this militant in my home city. The bombing of Osage avenue is an example of what happens to black groups who refuse compliance. The double standard is fucking disturbing. I’m sure these guys will get Wendy’s on the way to station.

Scrap everything and give us back our Tyra Banks show. She was the one true successor to Montel’s legacy.