Some kitty litter has crystals! It all makes sense now!

Plastic surgery reconstructs hands and faces and things- it isn’t all vanity. and it better that sports.

“In some ways, it’s the smart thing to do all around. Being a six year old in kindergarten means feeling really successful in just about everything you do, including math and reading.”

Athletics, which used to be something lower income people could excel at, has become yet another upper class stronghold. Like, instead of excelling at sports in high school and getting a college scholarship, you have to have been playing since you were a toddler. And the younger (rich) people start their kids, the…

I pulled my kids from gymnastics because the coaches behaved this way and most of the other parents completely supported it. When I tried to intervene once when they were making my kid do something way more advanced than she was ready for - they said I could stand outside if I had a problem with it. Uh no. We didn’t…

I remember being a middle school cheerleader and I was one of the few girls who could do the splits. My art teacher found this out and thought it would be a stellar idea to force me (threatening me with a detention for insubordination when I initially declined) to sit in a front split for 20 minutes so that my…

As a former high-school female cheerleader back in the 70's, I can confirm that splits are:

1. Something you need to work your muscles into over a period of time

I’ll participate in splits only when you show me a banana.

O.O

Upon reading it, I mistakenly assumed it had something to do with menstrual cycles and prime fertility times for baby making.

I remember this. A friend brought this and other cases of that time up a couple of days ago, in fact.

I’m so confused. If they are not racist, why don’t they want the world to know their views? This is a real brain teaser.

Wait a minute ! Gay marriage is still not legal in australia ? Do you guys live in 1995? does the time difference so big?

How I picture a UES Mommas beef playing out...

We made a large play area for our 10 mo. old. I will sometimes just go in there and lay down. He’ll play on his own for a bit, see that I’m here, crawl over, climb over me, then continue to play on his own. Rinse & Repeat. It really is very cute!

My wife’s idea when we had little ones:

And doctors have a disturbing tendency to trivialize women’s symptoms. Not EVERYTHING is a UTI. Last year I was having pretty much every symptom on that list and knew something wasn’t right. I didn’t have insurance so that was a fun thought. I went to a local doctor and explained my symptoms, my family history of…

“I’d do anything... *anything*... to pass this course.”

Old Bay is the kind of cheating I can get on board with.