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When people ask me my opinion on the Death Penalty, I tell them that I’m opposed to it with the exception of Baylor’s football program.

Yes, but does he come with a free frogurt?

Damn it! I visit Gullfoss every time I am on Iceland and have the exquisite lamb soup at the visitor center. But no more because Ridely Scott messed up the waterfall. Damn you Mr. Scott!

Coroner has ruled his death incomplete, siting the individual did not have two feet on the ground

Agreed. Garrett made a bad call there, but, Wade can’t give an answer like that and then bitch about the outcome.

Superweird how the student-athlete model precludes any possibility of the student-athlete deriving any income from his athletic abilities, or notoriety, or in some cases any additional income at all, through any conceivable revenue stream. This is traditionally NOT the case with the student-musician, student-actor,

I hope you don’t get an endless parade of “what does this have to do with cars” comments, because this is the kind of quality longform journalism which I love to see on Jalopnik. Thanks, Ryan.

Q: What are the odds of a race car driver hitting a jet dryer?

All snark aside, I think this is actually pretty cool. This is exactly how I would’ve used the White House lawn if I was 11 years old and my Dad was the president.

The evening before his hanging, Hernandez was heard shouting “WHERE’S WALLACE?” in the visitors’ area.

Get McNutty on it ASAP!

I guess there’s your blueprint for success: Keep doing everything wrong and biffing your No. 1 picks and winning draft lotteries until you finally land the best hockey player in the world. I wonder why more teams don’t try that.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Simmons makes better sartorial choices.

Former professional pitcher here, albeit at the minor league level.

Preach it Hannah, the DH is and always will be an abomination-an affront to God and man. Specialization sucks the joy out of the game. There is nothing more deflating than your team facing their pitcher with 2 outs and 2 on and he bloops a single to bring up the top of the order. The DH smells to me of T-ball rules.

“Are the Magic that crafty?”

*eyeroll* This tired schtick?

Hamilton,