I don’t have this problem, but I want to live vicariously through you by killing myself

No, Sark. It’s Matty Ice who is there every day.

+1 Pounded Stirling

in one email he wrote, “Unless it’s a knighthood fuck off”

Uh you mean the 360,792 other people running the operation.

I took a similar oath:

You fucking dumbass, no Navy unit serves a president (aside from that president being a US citizen like any other US citizen). We’re not in Chile or the Philippines or Thailand.

Why is Tom Friedman there?

Lynch, who has most recently served as an analyst on Fox

“Our kids won’t be Bears.”

I went to Baylor. My wife went to Baylor. Our kids won’t be Bears.

Why would you call the IRS to report a bank robbery?

What? No affiliate link to buy the lift?

“A dedicated Cardinal would have just simply shipped Pitino and McGee off to a different school.”

Love for a daughter and hatred for the Empire

Oh, right here, I think.

. . . or a guy who routinely takes pleasure in seeing Mexicans get carded.

But, why?
NBA Jam is like a digital timecapsule of everything that was the 90s.

“to help launch our brand into the market...”