Why is Tom Friedman there?

Lynch, who has most recently served as an analyst on Fox

“Our kids won’t be Bears.”

I went to Baylor. My wife went to Baylor. Our kids won’t be Bears.

Why would you call the IRS to report a bank robbery?

What? No affiliate link to buy the lift?

“A dedicated Cardinal would have just simply shipped Pitino and McGee off to a different school.”

Oh, right here, I think.

. . . or a guy who routinely takes pleasure in seeing Mexicans get carded.

But, why?
NBA Jam is like a digital timecapsule of everything that was the 90s.

“to help launch our brand into the market...”

Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?

Can we just drain the ocean to find it? Draining the ocean is probably expensive but as long as we have a place to put the water, it can be recycled.

My cousin’s shitty fat husband is exactly the dumb Boston resident this movie was made for. I am sure he has tons of peers.

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

How and why do these people think they get to be the spokespersons for abstinence? YOU’RE LITERALLY WALKING, TALKING PROOF OF THE OPPOSITE OPINION

I would’ve gone to J-School, but sadly lacked the ability to write on Monday what everyone else will think to write on Friday.

The 102-37 rout over No. 20 South Florida...

When a powerful U.S. Senator is delivering copies of Pizzagate conspiracy theory manifestos to the director of the FBI, this equivalence will become valid.