I would’ve gone to J-School, but sadly lacked the ability to write on Monday what everyone else will think to write on Friday.

The 102-37 rout over No. 20 South Florida...

When a powerful U.S. Senator is delivering copies of Pizzagate conspiracy theory manifestos to the director of the FBI, this equivalence will become valid.

I had my son 4 days after my 22nd birthday, and have been grateful ever since.

I swear you guys rip on me thirteen or fourteen more times, and I’m out of here.

Niners fan here: I’m not even sure I want Shanahan or anyone decent. I want the team to start finding new levels of failure and start hemmoraging so much money that York’s mommy and daddy have to either fire him or sell the team.

Who would’ve ever thought that Mark Davis would turn out to be the Bay Area’s most competent NFL owner?

My only hope (ONLY HOPE) is the rumor that Jed is being removed from all football operations. He’ll still have a title but he won’t do anything but business stuff. His parents may be the owners but everyone is tired of the family legacy getting destroyed in real time.

It’s also HILARIOUS that he constantly evokes the…

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You know things are bad for San Francisco when JERRY JONES looks better than they do.

Chip Kelly is the Sam Hinkie of the NFL.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

+1 for “cromulent”

Despite what the NFL and Cowboys think, many believe this is McAdoo about nothing.

look how can we blame the campaign when there haven’t been any contemporary examples of extraordinarily run campaigns that leaned heavily on ground game, grassroots tactics

BRETT FAVRE WOULD PLAY IT TWICE A WEEK FOR FREE HE’S LIKE A KID OUT THERE

Cease Bowel Functions.

I’ve never seen a Restoration Hardware before so when the catalogue arrived (unasked for) in the mail my boyfriend and I puzzled over it like an artifact. What is RH? Why are all the pictures so dark? Why is Criss Angel quoting Muhammad Ali?

It may not surprise you to learn that Restoration Hardware CEO Gary Friedman was formerly a senior executive at Williams Sonoma.