The Barber of Seville is more entertaining.

“I’m against protesting, but I don’t know how to show it.”

I kinda wish Cleatus decided to not follow Asimov’s first law for that photo.

“And I’ll tell you another thing,” Lynch said, “New Girl might be the best damn show on television.”

El Paso school takes an El Paso

Anyone else think these kids act like a bunch of bitches? Seriously... turning down a guaranteed college scholarship and a chance to play D-1 Football because someone thought you went to a fucking BBQ , was trying to be nice and sent you a thank you note?

hope he plays the brown note

Horniest team? The Swiss, you idiot.

Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

Now we now why the damn pool turned green

Well, Lochte might not be a good representative of America, but at least he’s an accurate one.

Pictured: IOC Spokesman

Holy shit. IOC spokesman is really angling for a new job as Sports Information Director for an SEC school.

Why are the cycling articles posted to Fittish? It’s a real sport, not just a hobby for the upper middle class.

“Duck!” at Abraham Lincoln

Why should he walk away from the money the team signed him for?

Michael: “People love J.J. Watt, but they don’t really like J.J. Watt, know what I’m saying?”

Sorry, Drew, but I don't care how well you did. I'm not going to trust someone who got handwriting lessons from Christy Brown.

"It's not deliverance, it's DiGiorno, baby!!!"

My goodness, is this beautiful writing.