I starred this then unstarred this so I could star it all over again.

My dad drinks Coke and Milk together. Like, a 50-50 mix.

Doing so by fetishizing the precise details of his death to provide inspiration for sports apparel seems worse than that.

How the fuck do you pronounce “wild” as one syllables while still pronouncing the ‘d’? I literally have no idea.

Who are these mysterious Bayless supporters? I’ve never met one...

Maybe if they simplified the rule book, they wouldn’t need a person dedicated to interpreting the rules and explaining them to the viewers!

This post is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Good Kinja.

Christ, both Gary Anderson and Blair Walsh looked like they were asked to kick a live hand grenade into a daycare center.

Drew, were you really born in Australia?!

Can someone please tell me why, why oh why so many college athletes seem compelled to carry firearms?

Can we get rid of the DH first?

This is a Gold Medal-winning non-apology apology right here.

“I told you I was sick!” —bitpushr

The unfairness of college sports made it impossible for him to make any money directly off of being one of the most famous athletes in the world, but Tebow’s fame has endured even beyond his pro sports career.

I’m sorry to hear that. Also, please write a Foodspin post about baking bread, please and thank you!

When are you coming to Boston so we can hang out? And I ask that in the least-creepy way possible.

Is Burneko as funny in person as he is in his writing?

Neigh.

Current sticks are limited to 40", I think.

Which movie was it?