Don’t ask me about my business, John!

I’m a Boston resident and Sox fan and I hope to christ they abandon it. Farewell tours are just fucking awful.

I’m not addicted to cocaine, I just like the way it smells.

First thing I thought of was “Nigel No-mates”, but that (for you non-Aussies) refers to someone without any friends.

One of the greatest bumper stickers I ever saw said simply, “Well I think your car looks weird.”

New name for my band: the Majestic Fuckers

Could there be a better gif to use than this?

I don’t particularly care for Mr. Manziel, and the Browns are a lollercaust-filled dumpster fire, but.. why did his agent do this in public?

If your sport needs a rule expert (or experts) week in and week out to explain what’s going on, maybe it’s time to simply the rule book. No?

Modern ore carriers carry more than 250,000 tonnes (!) of iron ore.

Limp joke. Please try harder.

You’re right. That headband is unconscionable

Nani? Are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok, Nani?

TOFOG OR GTFO

So what *did* your Daddy do?

Open letters are so fucking stupid

As someone who doesn’t follow the Lightning and hasn’t been to Tampa, can you give some examples? Not criticizing, I’d genuinely like to know which stuff you like.

You have a great fucking Kinja name.

Your post won’t get a rise out of me, nope.