Yo, I gots to have sex tonight!

Honest question, what is it like to have sex with a guy if you know that you really want to be having sex with girls?

Your Moms. All of your Moms.

I am convinced that the biggest thing wrong with California is Californians.

There is only one true fake name for a law firm: Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft.

IDK = I Don't Know

The correct spelling is "IDB" not "IDK".

I have been in love with Ms. Appleby ever since Roswell. *deep sigh*

I can't believe I'm going to link to Barstool Sports on Deadspin, but..

World goin' one way, people another.

I guess he's going to have some trouble knocking out Charlie.

You're definitely right about the conflict of interest part — that is a very obvious place for trouble to arise between, well, farm teams and the "pro" team. But, again, basing your marketing or hopes for attendance on whether or not one star will be there is always a recipe for disaster.

On one hand I understand what you're saying. On the other hand, it's professional sports. Where do you draw the line?

Big guy MVP

I mean no exaggeration (at all) when I say that this is the single greatest movie review in human history.

Ultra 64 was a way, way cooler name for it. *sigh*

If the Bishop's round is in the top 5, what are your other 4?

She is, without a doubt, my future ex-wife.

If you like MotoGP, you're gonna love the Isle of Man TT.

If we're going to label the 944 Turbo as a 951, shouldn't we label the Boxster S as a 987?