bitofivory
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bitofivory

So here we are again a few weeks out from election day, being treated to daily pieces about how his campaign is imploding, and he’s basically already lost. It’s not that I don’t believe that’s probably true. But shit, I have a horrible sense of deja vu. Am I alone in that? I am way too fucking terrified to be

And Miller conveniently forgets Trump has been attacking @GovWhitmer from the beginning. How many times has Trump incited Michiganders to ignore that woman from Michigan? He even recently tweeted about Whitmer's husband's boat debacle.

Well, the POTUS is out of his damn mind on an experimental cocktail of drugs that shouldn’t be taken together, but sure, let’s dismiss Nancy investigating removing an incapacitated President as “political theater” .

Governor Whitmer disagrees with Trump. She might have said some mean things about Trump. Until she hatches a plot to kidnap “the bitch”, blow shit up, and put his orange ass on “trial”, Jason Miller needs to fuck ALL the way off.

This new right-wing line about liberals being the ones who actually have hate in their hearts really fucking irks me. You bet your ass I hate Trump, and that’s a perfectly justified emotion to feel.

This, 100%. Waddles cannot participate in a “debate” where he can’t interrupt and mug for the cameras whenever someone else is speaking, as that’s the sum total of his “debating” skills. Strip him of his imbecilic act and force him to answer the questions that were asked and he’d be utterly helpless. He knows this

All they needed to do was to disavow groups like the Proud Boys or, even less, just say they do not condone white supremacy in any form. But they can’t. It’s the one thing this administration of wannabe dictators and fascists have been consistently honest about. So, instead, they trot out Jason fucking Miller to whine

Caging children and traumatizing them for life for the arch-crime of seeking refuge = rule of law

President Trump confirmed on Fox News that he wouldn’t “waste [his] time” with a virtual debate because “then they cut you off whenever they want” and that’s just not how a debate should run.”

Ever notice how there are no left wing crazy groups attacking shit all the time?

Well I am SHOCKED he looks exactly as I pictured him.  Nice sneer jackass....those jug handles are gonna be popular in prison.

These are the same people that agree that trump has been treated so unfairly, he should get another 4 years in charge regardless of the election results even though he spent a whole ass year worth of days on his golf course trying to collect some of that $4,000,000 he is in debt to foreign banks.

And they would be the first to condemn the woman for not wanting to spend the next 9 months pregnant as selfish. 

Closing bars and requiring a piece of cloth be worn in public to protect citizens from actually dying = tyranny

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Orrrr, they know exactly when it was, it’s just that it was so recklessly long ago that it would rightfully make them look terrible to admit it.

This Tupac thing is such a weird ‘gotcha’. For one thing, it’s a joke based on a pretty obscure statement. For another, it’s a mis-statement she quickly corrected and laughed off, in the human way we all do. The contrast to this is the bazillion mis-statments Trump and his ilk make that they not only *don’t* correct

Isn’t that what you’re supposed to do when you look something up? It’s not like they have to go back six years. More like a week or ten days.

I dunno, a lot of these bozos will claim to like things like Wu Tang Clan or Public Enemy with zero recognition that their beliefs are in direct opposition to some of the messages of the music. Like how Scott Walker likes Dropkick Murphy’s while they hate him. Or Paul Ryan liking Rage Against the Machine.