Did I miss something?  All she said was that if the agents are shot at, they’ll defend themselves.

Maybe I am missing something, but it sure as heck looks to me like the Dark SUV is the aggressor here and the white SUV was just caught up in it. this was not a two assholes situation.

Aww... I miss that. Three year olds are awesome.

Was Urban aware of the beating firsthand? 

Fittingly bailing us out from irrelevance, just like last time.

Yzerman will be there soon enough. 

Fuck Claude Lemieux

My son’s in first grade and there is a classmate whose mom carries him everywhere. She’s petite and he’s not a peanut; his feet dangle past her knees. She carries him from the bus, she carries him to the bus, he sits on top of her on the bus. I thought maybe he had some kind of mobility challenge but them I saw him at…

I think for a lot of outside observers some of these ‘too much mom’ things don’t come across as being too involved in their kid’s lives - and homeschooling is a great example here - it comes across as ‘I literally only trust myself and myself alone to do right by my child. Everyone else will screw them up and hold…

“He would even unclip my nursing bra for me and say, ‘Thank you, mommy,’ afterward.”

Obviously 

BLS sounds like one of the 90 baseball stats the commentators will throw out about whichever player just spat on the grass.

Eh, not really. I’m sure there’s some guy out there who sees you buying groceries or washing your car or whatever and thinks you’re “totally cringe” for not buying the superior brand of toilet paper or using the wrong kind of soap on your taillights.

Hell naw.

Too bad it’s being waisted on this piece of shit. 

Since this also happened to a young college student in Iowa, I’m sure the crowd that was upset about the murder of Mollie Tibbetts will be up in arms about this as well.

Call me crazy, but I thought it was fine. Like, who cares? They needed a singer, he sings. The world still turns.

Hot take—given the mileage, this price is actually quite low for a car that likely will be untouchable in a decade.

He’s like your drunk uncle. He’s why you pay to fly from Seattle to Orlando at Christmas. What might he say next? Give him more egg nog.