Or maybe

If you feel strongly, stop buying the “special”variants. In fact, you could simply wear a t shirt to the game. Professional sports in America, especially sports “merchandising,” is a long con engineered to transform your emotions into their money.

All the hoops you are jumping through are because you know that this is in fact prostitution. Which is fine. But just don’t lie to yourself about it.

The Times added that the Federal Aviation Administration had prepared a directive that would require mandatory ultrasonic inspections of blades on engines that “have flown more than 15,000 cycles” after the 2016 incident, though the FAA has not yet taken action to put the rule into effect.

So Trump took credit for no deaths on commercial jets worldwide last year. Let’s see if he takes credit for this death, since he’s had over a year to order this directive be finalized.

I believe him that he didn’t intend to say anything racially motivated, but I also feel that as a broadcaster he needs to be extremely aware of the connotations of anything he might say. Just because Yosemite Sam used to shout things like “wait just a cotton-pickin’ minute!” in old Looney Tunes cartoons doesn’t mean…

Dammit. Just dammit. I was all prepared to be completely dismissive of this until they pulled out ‘Beyond the Sea’ and got a smile out of me.

100% of the fish die after being released.

Man, motherfuck baseball, sometimes.

Politics Corner - In the Spirit of Easter, Let’s Bash Us Some Immigrants edition. I don’t like writing about Trump tweets, but I DO like writing about immigration policy and important news. So, sometimes I make exceptions. Trump tweeted that he was no longer interested in a DACA deal, and the GOP senate should kill…

Oh no! How can FOX, the multibillion dollar company with an army of lawyers on staff, defend itself from this one kid with maybe a handler or..something? Truly sticking up for the little guy, you are.

Luckily we have a while before he retires because he’s going to stop being the primary ball handler, bulk up, and become the best-passing power forward in the history of the league putting up seasons where he averages like 14/9/7 and still makes everyone around him better until he’s 46.

I have to disagree with everything you said about Brewer other than the three point shooting. That does actually seem unsustainable, given his career average there. Other than that, however, he’s doing the same things he’s always done: high-energy defense and excellent cutting to the basket on transition (where he’s…

So the agent looked at the manager, and said, “That’s a great act, but what do you call it?” To which the manager responded, “The Master Race!”

Jesus, take a night off Bayless

Anyone else stuck in this weird spot where you’re generally happy/hopeful about the direction your own life specifically is headed, but the state of the world and the direction its heading constantly drags you down, so you want to just completely ignore and shut out the news, but you feel an obligation to keep…

All you greys telling me how “most of the sports in the Olympics are jokes” and “video games require hand eye coordination” - yeah, no, I’m not elevating you for that crap. Yo-yos require hand-eye coordination, and I’d honestly rather see them in the Olympics than any kind of video game. Even the most boring,…

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

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You realize that the only reason you’re doing this is so that you can continue to have that smug, self satisfied feeling that we’re all sheep and you’re the only one who knows the truth. Stop clinging to conspiracies for your self-validation. Consider speaking to a therapist in order to evaluate what draws you to…