Describing Trump accurately is bashing Trump.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

you sound like the neighbor everybody fucking hates

I was (and still am) an ardent Bernie supporter. I REALLY wanted him and his vision in the White House. But it didn’t work out and no amount of pissing and moaning is going to change it.

It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.

That’s the Michigan “M”, not the Maryland “M”, morons.

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

So, basically, “our boys are dumb and we don’t want to confuse them with mixed messages like ‘sometimes it’s ok to be aggressive towards women, like in a consensual, non-sexual environment like a sports field where everyone is playing a game together.’ This would be too much of a cognitive burden for them. Also,…

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

And on the “American Outrage” meter, this revolting display has only earned 0.0001 Kaepernicks.

Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.

If you’re a cranky old white man, you can say that we need to make America great again, because there are all these minorities and women asking for special (read: equal) treatment. Obviously America isn’t great for YOU. You used to be top dog, king shit, and you could get away with anything! Nowadays when you yell…

Snark all you want about Thicke, this is an important case for musicians everywhere.

Trump is a shoe lift wearing, girdle clad, spray painted, amphetamine addled pansy, an obnoxious con artist and unworthy of even being considered human. His “campaign” is the USA’s most humiliating political moment ever and his pathetic fanboys give our entire nation a bad name.

Oh fuck me running. Thieving Slovenian bitch. As a writer, I got no pity. I trust plagiarism is the same internationally. She’s the same fucking breed of grifter as her owner.