I few weeks ago I realized Michael Cohen is the real-life embodiment of Ted, the sad-sack lawyer from Scrubs, and now I can never unsee the resemblance. Give Ted a full head of hair and they are the same person, right down to the overmatched mouthbreathing expression on their faces. Look:

Bend It Like Beckham is a great movie, and often sold short as a cutesy girl power movie. I have Indian friends, and the conflicts of assimilation it presents are legitimate, life-altering power struggles for some of them.

I would be curious to see the rationale for cross-posting eSport articles over to Deadspin. Absent any data, I am skeptical that the Deadspin readership as a whole is interested in the gaming leagues, and yet this stuff is on the DS front page every day.

Neat little car. A trifle big-arsed for my tastes and my thought is that anything retro should have switches—not touchscreens—inside. Also: who can provide meaningful insight on all that unsprung weight? That would not help its handling, as I understand it.

I gave up on reading the filing after the third or fourth reference to crabs feasting on the various bodies. Did anyone make it far enough to summarize what, if any, evidence exists to suggest Jose wasn’t at the wheel?

Speaking as a Chelsea fan: fuck Chelsea fans. We’re a bunch of assholes and our owner is a piece of shit with more skeletons in his closet than Carlos the Jackal.

If anyone wishes to tell Molly Alvey, the coach in question here, what a piece of shit she is you can find her contact page here:

Many of us, and our children and grandchildren, have ridden the ride with complete confidence as to its safety.

This is awesome. If baseball did this all the time, I might actually watch it. Eh, probably not, but it’s still pretty cool. It reminds me of MTV’s Rock & Jock.

This is a real shame, and I mean that seriously. The Craigslist for my town never had any apparent sex trafficking going on at all. The women who posted in the personals section here were just a bunch of libidinous housewives and other insatiable ladies who weren’t professionals. Now where am I supposed to go to find…

God i hope you’re right. LBJ passing out of the block as a 40-year-old with grey in his hair and nearly averaging a triple-double would be ridiculously awesome. Sign me up.

Agreed. He is a presumed HoFer, but that doesn’t mean he couldn’t have been so much more. In my eyes, if he gets in, it’s only barely so.

“You people want a culture war, but the culture isn’t on your side.”

If you need a quick laugh, take the time to go to the owner’s club for sale listings. You’ll find gems like:

I totally agree with you. His 3PT% will come back down to earth, but otherwise this is the same Corey Brewer since his days back at UF: run like a deer, use his length to disrupt passing lanes, and cut to the basket at every possible opportunity. He can’t create on offense, but he can finish at the rim and will rarely…

Can’t tell for certain from these pictures, but the collapsed bridge doesn’t appear to include the cable-staying that would be critical for its non-failure. Artist rendering here:

I’m in the same boat over here... I want to move from the 2 car garage we have now to something with 4 full bays plus a workshop area. My only real solution (aside from our semi-useless realtor) has been to set up Zillow alerts for homes fitting our bedroom/bathroom needs, then checking to see if new listings can have…

Look at those ugly losers. Master race? Get real.

Much like Trump’s tax return, I’m not holding my breath on actually seeing this face-to-face materialize.

I think I’ve said it elsewhere on Kinja, but I will repeat my prediction: the GOP has completely fucked its long-term prospects in Florida, and within the next two presidential election cycles it will no longer be a swing state but solidly Democratic. The quick explanation: the oldest baby boomers are already dying,…