I don’t get guys who obsess over their ladyfriend’s number. They’re insecure overcompensators.

Counterpoint: this happens only in summer.

I mean, I get your point... But do we really think the effete owners of a house like this would do something so base, so blue-collar, as to climb a ladder?

Who knew Mary had such voluminous blouse bunnies?

Glad to have some validation. The wife and I never bothered with all that high-falutin’ sterilizing nonsense: a quick rinse with hot water and dish soap (or maaaaybe through the dishwasher) was all we ever did. Not that we want him sick, but jeez kids used to grow up in caves so we figured he’d manage.

I miss Bubbalou’s and Orlando as a whole (I live in St. Pete now)... If it weren’t for the beaches—salt water is my thing—I’d be back there in a heartbeat. It’s much more vibrant than out here, God’s Waiting Room.

You’re right about UCF/USF being huge and forgotten, and UF/FSU being the recognized universities... But c’mon brother: Orlando is so much better than Tampa.

Hahaha, nonsensical indeed. But man, we used to get so annihilated at Wackadoo’s between classes. Thank god for on-campus alcohol.

I’ve always preferred Bubbalou’s just a bit south down Alafaya.

So 100% accurate. What year did you escape? I got out in 2005, and thought it would never happen!

Yep, it’s very true! UCF ‘05 here... The school is a bureaucratic mess, but holy hell is it a great party school with some of the most amazing tail you’ll ever see in your life. The student union did (and may still) have a fucking bar in it. We used to so ridiculously loaded between classes.

Evoluent’s latest vertical mouse, the VerticalMouse 4, is great: multi-functional and actually ergonomic, unlike the bullshit claims made by other manufacturers. Its design keeps your forearm from twisting, and it truly takes very little time to get used to. They’re up to three programmable buttons now—two near the…

Evoluent’s latest vertical mouse, the VerticalMouse 4, is great: multi-functional and actually ergonomic, unlike the…

My thoughts exactly. After the prison I couldn’t work up the motivation to watch any more. It’s just a succession of lather-rinse-repeat zombie attacks and jerkface antagonists whittling down the numbers of people we ostensibly care about. And while I enjoy me some adversity and drama, TWD was both too bleak and too…

Agreed, my beach smells great: fresh, salty, and like freedom. I wager these naysayers speak not of proper sand beaches, but some sad excuse of frothy dirt along a decrepit New Jersey shoreline.

I’m the male half, and I would fare soooooo much better than my wife at everything if one of us were to die. And I mean absolutely everything: I pay all the bills. I arrange all the necessary childcare. I read the books at bedtime. I sign off on the homework and go to Meet The Teacher Night for school. I sign him up…

Smart women, right here.

Is there any weather app in existence specifically for marine forecasts? I’d love to have one that can tell me the local sea conditions, wind direction, water temp, etc. If tides and currents could be bundled in for one stop boating I’d be very happy indeed.

Mmmm, my wife has made both lumpia and pancit within the last two weeks. Pancit is good but seems to come out a little dry for my tastes... Know of any sauce or somesuch to moisten it up?

That’s a helluva job, landing somewhat gracefully on the reverse slope of a hill when everything’s the same damn color. Well-played, B17 pilot.

While I agree with you that there is nothing explicit in what Verbal Kint says to tip his hand that he’s Soze, I think a second viewing gives you a chance to see the subtle hints Kevin Spacey is dropping while in Rabin’s office. The first time I watched it, there was nothing remarkable about his mannerisms. The second…