Is there any weather app in existence specifically for marine forecasts? I’d love to have one that can tell me the local sea conditions, wind direction, water temp, etc. If tides and currents could be bundled in for one stop boating I’d be very happy indeed.

Mmmm, my wife has made both lumpia and pancit within the last two weeks. Pancit is good but seems to come out a little dry for my tastes... Know of any sauce or somesuch to moisten it up?

Not only did he yank Junior the right way, but he did it without letting the little twerp’s scrawny, sweaty arm slip out of his grasp. Those wiry little 7 year olds can have deceptively slimey leverage sometimes. Dad strength FTW.

It makes complete, total, and utter logical sense... And yet it’s still &#$ing crazy.

You feminist idiots just don’t understand: it’s perfectly harmless to use lethal firearms in such a cavalier, friendly manner. Weak female minds should treat weapons as serious tools of death at all times, and only us males are capable of using them for advanced-level non-killing purposes.

Clearly not everyone’s favorite president, but to the 9/11 Truthers: I submit that this bamboozled look is not that of a criminal mastermind who planned such an atrocity. Please admit as much.

Others have said it, but it’s worth repeating: he’s terrible on TV. Absolutely, completely awful, so they better have a better reason than on-camera ability to bring him on.

I didn’t time my E39 purchase quite right: I bought mine in 2006, 4 years used at that point, and so paid a pretty damn good penny for it. But hey, now that it’s in my possession I have the peace of mind that it’s been babied by me for half its mileage (still has only 42,000 on the odo) and 3/4 of its age. Another…

Is that Pirlo’s kid? How much passionate Italian swarthy-pirate-cum-dad sex does that kid have to listen to through the walls of their opulent Italian villa situated amongst fertile Tuscan vineyards? O/U is 4.5 hours per night. No wonder he has the 100-yard stare.

I run with a diverse group of friends. The younger, douchier set are always, annoyingly calling for Fireball shots like it’s ambrosia. It’s all I can do not to roll my eyes and order another grown-up drink while they’re high-fiving like frat boys.

I had one of these as a teen: a barely-used bright red Z34 with the bigger mill. I always thought it looked pretty good, but it was a whale and unreliable. Good factory speakers though, and a trunk large enough for multiple bodies.

“For the right car...”

I love that you don’t see a value in it even though you have no idea how it works, just like auto dealer GMs!

Ha, fair enough man! I wish you the best climbing the corporate ladder.

You make an important distinction in the motivation behind a social media presence, but what difference does it really make? When I buy a car, I really don’t care what their brand is as long they don’t have a file half-a-mile long with the Better Business Bureau. Beyond that, just sell me the car I want, that you…

You really see a ROI for dealers on social media? I don’t.

...But it’s not free advertising, per se: they have to pay someone to do it, and that pay is not necessarily justifiable.

This, exactly, a million times over. I’m not a sportswriter nor do anything sports-related for a living, nor am I any more than a casual NFL fan.

God what a bunch of annoying douchebags. If I were their boss and saw this, I’d start looking for ways to justifiably get rid of them.

Gorgeous woman, but then I have a soft spot for Filipinas.