...But it’s not free advertising, per se: they have to pay someone to do it, and that pay is not necessarily justifiable.

Who doesn’t get the Boar’s Head? Pink-panty-wearing commies, that’s who.

This, exactly, a million times over. I’m not a sportswriter nor do anything sports-related for a living, nor am I any more than a casual NFL fan.

God what a bunch of annoying douchebags. If I were their boss and saw this, I’d start looking for ways to justifiably get rid of them.

Gorgeous woman, but then I have a soft spot for Filipinas.

Shot trap, no?

I have to essentially agree with you. The only thing Simmons does to interest me is write, which he barely does these days. I actively avoid any audio/video stuff by him, because I find his smug affectations waaaaay too annoying in-person.

I just want to give Lisa Eilbacher some love. The only thing I really know her from is Beverly Hills Cop as Axel’s old classmate; the rumor is she would’ve been his love interest if they hadn’t cast Eddie Murphy, black guy, instead of Stallone as originally planned. Studio reservations about miscegenation and all that.

Our kid eats pretty healthy: fruits all the time, veggies reasonably well, etc.

Those were my thoughts exactly. People who think there’s a conspiracy behind the lack of finding 370 could stand to see this map.

Not accosted. Pulled over for a legal reason. Disobeys the police man and the law. You pay your taxes to stop people from disobeying the law.

Stop being an annoying pedant. The rest of us adults know what boats are in the context of the question asked, and what you’re suggesting is not it.

Moon landing? Exaggerate much?

Cuban’s right: NCAA games are ugly to watch. I tried to sit through the title game and just couldn’t finish it. It was so painful watching them trade sloppy, pointless possessions marked by a bunch of standing around followed by terrible shots that I had to turn it off.

Hahaha, back from a long weekend and this is the pathetic response you came up with during that time? Print your lesson on a piece of paper so I can wipe my ass with it, because that's all it's worth you sanctimonious blowhard.

Hey, a real QB would’ve iced the game long before it got that close. How many Super Bowls did Montana lose from the sideline?

Green Bay, actually! Seriously though: if Pete Carrol doesn’t brainfart that ending, Tommy Boy’s batting a mere .500 in the biggest game of all, and winless since the D carried him to 3. What a choke artist!

Really, you read all my posts that fast? In only 12 minutes? Hmmm, you're either a liar or the world's greatest speed-reader. Which one could it possibly be, I wonder?

Wings fan here, and I happened to be in Detroit at a relative’s house watching that game. Holy shit was it tense, but the relief when The Captain stuck it in was unbelievable.

This is the answer. The side benefit: we don’t have to put up with Bill Simmons claiming Brady as the best ever when the truth is he was a game manager bailed out by his defense in every Super Bowl he ever won. (Mild exaggeration, but not by much.)