You did well in this thread, dude. Everyone else was judgmental as hell, you were a sound voice of reason. As a father who's had to put up with a ridiculous amount of ass-shaking during his son's Naked Phase (now lasting over 2 years at this point), I can only sympathize with Hoffner.

I believe this is the Twitter of blithering idiot/paid shill Paul Hughes.

You should read up on the concept of a protected class. In short, it's a term for those characteristics by which we should not discriminate against another humans for legal, moral, and ethical reasons. What makes someone part of a protected class is something they can not fundamentally change about themselves:…

Ilyal reall is that stupid, I think. Here's what I replied to him earlier, though he dismissed it apparently:

Are you doubling down on this stupid gas station analogy?

You cannot seriously be this dense, can you? I already pointed out some of your illogical stupidity in another thread, and I'm glad to see there are others doing the same here. Last time it was your inane analogy about not getting change for a $10 bill, now you can't grasp the concept of a protected class.

Is "not getting change in quarters back from your $10 bill" the best analogy you could come up with?

Stupid video, stupid faux-lesbian overtones, crappy singing, etc.

I'm with you on their perpetually mystifying car choices. It's what soured me on GT4, kept me away from GT5, and will likely do the same for GT6.

I always liked the 550/575. Yeah the styling wasn't outrageous but I thought it had a nice flow to it, with that shark-like front end flowing nicely over the haunches at the rear. I consider it handsome and the sort of styling that ages gracefully.

Mike: I was in a somewhat similar situation to you until recently, and just made the switch from AT&T to T-Mobile. On AT&T we paid $230 (after my work discount) for four iPhones, 700 Anytime, Free N&W, unlimited texts, and unlimited data on two of the lines (being grandfathered in) with the other two on a cap that we…

Mike: I was in a somewhat similar situation to you until recently, and just made the switch from AT&T to T-Mobile. On AT&T we paid $230 (after my work discount) for four iPhones, 700 Anytime, Free N&W, unlimited texts, and unlimited data on two of the lines (being grandfathered in) with the other two on a cap that we…

Literally thousands of Massholes who come here willingly and never leave—the reverse rarely happens—lead me to believe the opposite is true.

There are some Rays fans down here, to be fair... (Not me, mind you: my gig is college football and NBA.) Unfortunately for the Rays, what's supposed to be their fanbase is widely spread out, and the closest residents to the Trop are the ones most likely to be transplants from up north.

The both of you: get an E39 M5. I fell for it when it first debuted in '99, and Star only reinforced my desire. I picked mine up (CPO) in 2006 and it has held a revered place in my garage ever since. Black on black, the aluminum (actually: silver plastic) trim, dark tinted windows.

Yes Google, please do continue to support iOS. I use Google maps religiously—Street View included—and what I've seen of Apple's replacement has not impressed me in the least.

I like it. He didn't go all boy-racer, F&F stupid with external mods—it's all pretty tasteful—and it's got a clean heart transplant. As long as the interior isn't a complete basketcase and falling apart, why not rock this as a fun little daily driver? It'll probably be pretty reliable, easy to fix when it's not,…

I am okay with vigilante justice in my name in lieu of an arrest record that may never happen depending on any number of circumstances or legal technicalities, and which only follows a perp for life under ideal coordination by a combination of imperfect government entities, and which even then does nothing to…

Believe me, they're not.

Megan's Law has some serious issues that need addressing. I relate the story my mother, an Human Resources director at a 400-person company, once told me: