As a teenager, I discovered octane boost increased the performance of my VW beetle. The more I added, the faster it got (at least I was convinced of that), so I kept adding more until I blew a spark plug out of the head.

NOT DUMB BRO

I'd love to see your math on that.  Lithium is one of the more common elements on Earth.

Same, so long as I didn’t need to haul shit long distances. 

one perspective I rarely hear spoken

Those people are wrong and uninformed.

China already is. They’re a leader in solar and are pushing electric vehicles hard. Sure they are still a big polluter, but much of the country is developing yet. They have very aggressive plan in motion with goals outlined through 2030

Honestly, with all the scandals and such and how things have been called.

Just start laughing at him, and he'll never know. 

I lean center-right and I cringed when tRump was elected. I get tired of people that know my political bent asking me why I will not support the orange hair asshole.

Lack of competition from steel imported from other countries means that US steel producers can raise prices. But free markets, right?

Oh, yes, they love to hear about efficiencies with their jobs, good idea. Do this after you’ve tried to grab their firearm, they’ll know that you mean Lean Six Sigma business!

Pro-tip: Come up with a witty insult about the officer’s waist size and penchant for doughnuts.  I guarantee they’ll be thrown entirely off guard by such a unique witticism.

Sorry, I hold my breath when I write so by the time I got to the end I was basically blacking out.

It had stability problems. Who’da thunk it?

They use one of those vehicles in the Venture Bros.
...shoulda known it was based off a real jet-age piece of technology.

Where this design came from.

I dunno, it’s almost like I work for a website that, uh... likes automobiles

No, you can tell it’s Austin because of the machete-wielder is the hero of the story.

Surprised this wasn’t Florida.