Yes, the Toastman builds are awesome. Very simple, no added bloat but super reliable.

This is an oft-cited example, and one I really don't see as a good one. Not to put down bakers, but baking a cake isn't the same thing as being at the ceremony, or blessing the ceremony itself. It's a business, makin' a delicious pastry. It profits. It's how the owners make a living. The act of making yummy cakes…

Crash safety. It’s why the Focus RS has that mouth guard.

Agreed. They should’ve shown it in a shade of Grey instead of Green.

Only marketing people could generate such a segue and think it made sense or applies.

Jesus fucking Christ! How old were you guys? That's sort of forgivable in middle school, but were you adults?

When I first decided to ask my wife out, it took me awhile to build up the courage. I was always kind of shy, so that didn't help. When I finally went for it, it was after months of us getting closer to one another. So when I said it, I laid it all on the table, told her everything about how I felt about her.

I mean come on, isn't this exactly what you would expect from someone named Hayleigh though, be honest.

An ex of mine pulled an April Fool's "prank" on me wherein he admitted to cheating on me and knocking someone up, broke up with me, and declared his intention to move away to take care of the upcoming baby. Why I didn't dump him on the spot is beyond me. It wasn't funny at all.

Am I terrible that I liked the story much better when they had broken up?

And it did! It made it’s best effort at crime prevention.

You have to watch it again. They fail on the second try. :)

Came for this, was not disappointed.

Still on the run so, not the worst criminal. Worst driver, maybe.

Step 1, don't crash into me. Somewhere there is probably still a poor cabbie with shell shock from the tongue lashing I gave him 7 years ago when he hit me. I'm not proud of it, but I don't behave rationally when my cars are threatened. For example, my husband once thought it would be funny to steal my Corvette out of…

That's a tough one. Call immediately but be prepared for them telling you not to give chase.

Shhhhh. We'll call that Plan B.