Sloane?

so what happened??!!? Are you still seeing Girl no.4?? WE NEED CLOSURE!!! O_O

I did this before. The cop wasn't happy about having to do a three point turn in the middle of the road to pull me over.

Did you guys like, go to a fancy restaurant and sing in parade, or what.

I was late for French (2nd year college so everything was in French all the time), and said, upon entering class, "Pardonnez-moi! Beaucoup de traffique." Everyone nodded except the professor who laughed, and we all looked at her, frowning. She said, "En Francaise, 'traffique' est... drugs."

Back in the day when I was in the dating scene (6 months ago), I began chatting with a woman online. I gave her my number, she texted, I called, we talked for a few hours and I asked her out. We talk each night leading up to the date, but on the day of, she calls and says she has an ear infection. I tell her it's…

Me, age 19, living with my folks and working night shifts, and my boyfriend came into town for the weekend. He loved naps (still does, we're married now). I didn't, but my sleep was all messed up from the night shifts. So after lunch I tell my mom, "we're going to go have a nap."

"I ran out of magnum condoms so I'll just have to pull out..."

A friend's former co-worker and I had gone out on two dates, but after that, I realized that I just wasn't that interested. I did the grown up thing and explained that while he seemed to be a nice individual, I just didn't want to continue things. I figured I wouldn't hear from again and we would move on with our…

I work in IT and must have been a glitch often means we don't know why something happened but you can't recreate the problem and it's working now so I'm closing the ticket.

I don't know if this counts, because the excuse was also completely true, but:

Easter, like 5 years ago. My sister had, until this point, refused to acknowledge me as her relative on FB. It didn't bother me too much but when she started using it to let everyone know about family gatherings, I got more than a little annoyed. How hard is it to add me then block me from seeing everything but group…

I feel terrible about it now. From what I understand, he turned out great. High school is just the worst, for everyone.

Possibly? She was also just incredibly stupid at the best of times and was a pain in the ass to work with. For example, her husband was from a country where skin-whitening with dangerous compounds is common, and every time they visited she would get her skin whitened, even though she is a white girl and has the…

That's a great excuse. I'd also accept "I have a baked potato in the oven."

My wife just said, after I read this to her, "If I were the health teacher, I wouldn't have gotten him in trouble...but I would have tossed my lesson plan for the day, and conducted an impromptu class on communication, consent, confidentiality, and sexual ethics. 'Thank you, (name), for suggesting the topic of…

Oh, god, those idiots. I got hit by one of them who didn't see the red light because she was looking for a hamburger joint in another town. If I hadn't waited a moment after I got the green, she would have killed me. As it was, she did $9K damage to my car and I just had some pretty bad bruising.

In high school one of the guys in my health class showed up about five minutes late for class. When he arrived the teacher asked why he was late. He replied "I saw two girls making out and I HAD to watch them."

I was T-boned in a major intersection, by a woman who ran through the light a good 15 or so seconds after her light turned red. Her excuse? She wasn't familiar with the area. Had I not been in pain and disoriented at the time I would have thought to ask her what color the stoplights are where she lived.