Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the incoming POTUS supposed to hire their own staff/servants/etc to the White House? So isn’t this on him then?

Manners cost nothing.

Glad to see hovercars are finally here! Only 2 years late!

This. You can’t bring up the d-word and not expect it to be played. Lived under that threat in a previous relationship for years, nothing was good until it ended.

If I had to guess, if you black out *too* much, you start to stand out a bit more.

It definitely doesn’t happen to everybody thankfully, I think it’s a form of dementia.

I’ve met older guys like this, and they just seem to get mean and vindictive. I hope it doesn’t happen to me as I age.

Uhm, *clearly* he’s a WHITE MALE.

Submariner.

Dude, you can’t just call them grammar nazis anymore.

“WE SAID WE’RE SORRY EH”

It’s thrown me a couple of times if someone has one of their brake lights out, they pump the breaks a couple of times quickly, I think they’re signalling to change lanes.

Agreed! It’s just that winter tires will (literally) get you much further than just AWD. Both together are the best for sure! But:

To everyone: look in your mirrors. If you can’t see the truck driver, he can’t see you. Keep this in mind for passing/merging.

I live in Canada, and every winter Subaru has these radio commercials which drive me crazy, about how you want all-wheel drive so you can get where you’re going in the snow.

“People are excitedly waiting for player vs player, and Pokemon trading. What should we do next?”

This reminds me of the way they dealt with cheaters in Batman: Arkham Asylum, where his cape wouldn’t let you fly *quite* far enough to finish the game. Subtle, but decent. Making the Pokemon behave erratically make it not even worth catching them.

I’m so glad spitting is considered assault.

Most of the bits on a tiger are much pointier.

See I would’ve thought bears in general should be higher because grizzlies can kill lions and tigers, *and* they’re better climbers. Going up a tree just prolongs the inevitable. Your only hope is the play dead and hope they don’t eat too much of you.