Hah! I have this one:

More visibility is a good thing. Mind you I’ve only done it once when it was raining *so* hard, that it was hard to see more than 200 feet in front of you. I didn’t want to just stop either because there were tornado warnings.

This is what they teach now in drivers’ ed, at least here in Canada, so I do the same.

In marathons, way more people die from overhydration than dehydration.

It’s a sad case, but clearly Dan had turned the laces in, and Finkle was clearly unstable.

This is one of the reasons why I’m going to be teaching my son gun safety.

The skit itself is 10/10 with AMAZING deliveries by Chapelle and Murphy. What puts it over the top of *that* is having Rick James right there backing it all up.

Hands-down the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on TV.

Right? F1 driving, if you’re a grandpa/biologist.

I definitely get your point.

You want one of these:

I’ve always wanted either a loudspeaker with mic, and a train horn, but really both just fall under the “obnoxious” category, and I’m sure that would impact my driving...

I agree, I was gonna say I read it as probably an open joke between them, where he mentions he’s either got or looking at a new car, and she just rolls her eyes.

I live in the midwest, and I hear ya. You can always get RustCheck or similar applied, but I’ve also been neglecting that.

This makes me glad I only use a touchless carwash that you have to drive through, and doesn’t drag you through, and only lets in one car at a time.

2. Turn your side mirrors wide. You shouldn’t be able to see behind you in your own lane from those mirrors. Just glance at the mirror and turn your head.

All stuff to remember everytime someone pleads “but I’m not racist.” Well, we’re not here to prove that, we’re talking about the shit you *did*.

Mine’s on the drivers’ side, and I find this makes lining up to the pump much easier - though I guess you’d get used to it eventually being on the other side. It does make for less walking and easier management in the cold weather.

Just started getting my son into board games. First Monopoly, now Risk. Do you think this would be too advanced for a 9 year old? He’s pretty smart.