Putting lasers in there might attract the neighborhood cats, though.

What did the five fingers say to KJI?

I came to the comments waiting to see if someone picked up on the Charlie Murphy quote. You did. Well done.

Hat Tip to Torch who stumbled across this exactly the way you think:

I didn’t know they have internet in the afterlife.

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

Ha Haaaaaaa all the stars for you today!!!

“This story about a janitor exploding needs more drama!”

It’s looks like he did it on his own Accord. Haha, get it, Accord...wait....

I really like the cars and coffee edition

I’ve got one in my car. With the South Australian open road limit of 110km/h, it gets old. Really fast. It’s not a regular chime either.

Yo dawg....

Isn’t that why you get a yacht that goes bang bang?

I would walk over the burning husks of all those Ferraris for that 356.

What? You expect these autonomous car jokes to just write themselves?

Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder... I kinda like it.

That’s what they WANT you to believe.

How did Elvis’ jet end up in Roswell? This isn’t just a coincidence.

I lost it at Riceman.

* insert TOP GUN gif here *