That first one is easy, you just do the seat grind. It’s not a preventive measure  but it does offer relief. If it’s bad enough, you make a mental note to apply stain remover later.

if I have to drive and everyone else gets to sleep... I don’t care if my fart wakes you up. Also whoever smelt it dealt it!

These are... not bad

So we could of seen the, Death of a Salsman?

The fatwa is lifted.

About as fast as an Atlanta Falcon blows an postseason lead.

were you like... never a kid? i’m pretty sure every kid is legally required to know the fastest bird on the planet.

Let’s be honest, the real crime here is vertical video.

Subaru? Is that you Subaru with your horrible NVH?

Let’s not throw stones. Who among us hasn’t overcooked it in that exact tunnel multiple times?

“Quirky Saab” ...that’s redundant. Coulda just said Saab

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Ugly Italian Nissan GT-R

Enough about the eyes things, no one cares.

Same as it ever wasn’t.

He’ll be sleeping with the Fishbeds tonight.

Tyler, take a little criticism now and then.

Speed trap warning?