bitchyolympian1
bitchyolympian1
bitchyolympian1

... and the sour, slitted mouth. And the aggressively crusty mascara. And the leather tan. And the whole unpleasant package. 

Yuuuuup. Students should never know if I like them as a person or not, because our relationship is professional. I am constantly astonished by professors who become close personal friends with students WHILE grading them. It is super, super inappropriate. Similar to work situations where you might have to lay off or

Pretty much the same. Especially a lot of it is just common sense.

She’s just so unpleasant to look at. Not attractive, not hideous, just plain unpleasant.

Lauding her “brilliant scholarship” and “intellectual generosity” and noting that the French government recently bestowed a prestigious award upon her,

The Kellyanne Conway/Jake Tapper Fatal Attraction bit was great, too.

Poor Ivanka! She must have felt like a baby separated from her mother and put in a cage. *hugs*

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Complicit was one of the best SNL skits in a while. My other favorite Trump related skit was “Kellywise”

Huh. Maybe that’s why she tried to unilaterally change the definition of “complicit.”

They did not take jabs at Ivanka to get to her father. Jabs were taken at Ivanka to specifically call her out for being complicit in her father’s disgusting behavior. It has less to do with him, more to do with her reaction. Talk about a snowflake.

Here’s mine!:

This would make such a good sign for a breastfeeding-friendly establishment:

You can definitely get lucky and feed the baby before rage screaming. HOWEVER, babies being babies, sometimes they go from asleep to I AM DYING OF HUNGER in about 2 seconds. Or you try to feed baby before the big even but they’re too tired or distracted or cranky to get a good meal in, so they just get hangry 15

I’d also like to add that having gone back and looked at your past posts, where your bizarre vitriol toward “mombies” comes out in full force (and seemingly ONLY moms, NEVER dads), I can now confirm that you are indeed a misogynistic asshole.

My breast feeding experiences? My first baby got so worked up she would continue screaming around my nipple, and I would have to squirt milk into her mouth and listen to her gargle-scream for a bit, before she would realise she already had what she was so vociferously demanding. One time I fed her in a pub. My husband

For many of us who breastfeed, it is the hardest part of becoming a mother. Even if you are lucky enough to have a baby who latches well, feeds well and gains weight regularly, it’s insanely isolating and exhausting (don’t get me started on the nights my husband would wake, well-rested, and exclaim “Wow, she slept

Ohhhhh I could have written this. I, too, am pretty much a never-nude in regular life. I mastered changing without exposing a thing during swim practice in middle school and I’ve never forgotten it. I don’t even like to sleep nude. No shaming or anything to those who do, it’s just not comfortable for me.

My friend was a young mother in the 80's. We were sitting at the mall (I know) with her new baby and she was trying to breast feed in a corner of the food court behind a pillar. And mind you she was covering herself with a blanket and trying to as discreet as possible. This little old Italian man walks by and tells

My “favorite” are the guys who complain about women breastfeeding in church. My man, if a woman feeding her child drives you to such distraction then you should do as the good lord says and gouge your own fucking eyes out (Matthew 5:29-30, for those interested). Too extreme? Then just mind your own damn business.

Have you never heard someone speaking English with a French accent before? It’s honestly easier to understand than the average Scottish accent a lot of the time, and not doing it is a sign that they just don’t care that much about her actual biography. So why should I care about their movie?