I really desperately want these ignorant, tacky, vapid, generic fuckwads to go. away. Forever. Immediately. All of them. Fucking puke.

And Kate. He went on and on about how she was asking for it when those horrible paparazzi sold topless photos of her to the rags.

I almost wish that Prince Phillip and Prince Charles had been there and had been their utmost condescending. Which is exactly why they were not. Phillip is a dick on a good day and Charles is very open about his beliefs on things like the environment.

Locked in tower solo, with the angry ghost of Richard III.

I mean, yeah, they are shunned from personal contact with the royal family. Shopkeepers who sell commemorative plates don’t get texts back from the new Duchess, either.

I’m late to the party...

I’m really excited to see Helena Bonham Carter as Margaret in her gin swilling, chain smoking, deeply cynical and bitter old age. She and the Earl of Snowden hated each other and he was quite cruel to her. The stories about their fights and affairs were legendary. I cannot wait.

That happened to me - eight months and 267 unanswered resumes in SF, then back in Portland LESS. THAN. 24. HOURS. and I had a job. It was slinging beans at a coffee shop, but I couldn’t even get a gig bagging groceries at Safeway in Oakland, let alone the dream non-profit job I wanted. I parlayed my newfound…

GOD Olivia Colman is: BUSY and I am: HERE FOR IT.

It’s what he planned to do if she called him on Father’s Day. Piers and crew were set up and waiting for an opportunity to record the call that didn’t happen. That’s why the evil half sister was flipping out on twitter because Meghan didn’t call. No call, no loot.

He is a loose cannon. They will never be able to have a conversation with him again because he is clearly going to sell the story to the highest bidder. It is a sad state of affairs, but he has embarrassed his daughter repeatedly.  He deserves what he gets.  

If I were her I’d have my press person not pass on any stories about him. And make some shady statement about how I never read American tabloids.

Maybe in English, but “une fiancé” in French is just plain wrong.

Honestly this kind of gift-giving does have a manic phase vibe to it, but she IS his betrothed, for the moment, and hey, it’s his to give, so...

Considering they’ve known each other for a hot second, what are the Vegas odds that this thing actually lasts?

“I don’t know who Caroline Wozniacki is but I do know she keeps a rose gold Rolex in her bag.”

And he was so, so close. His spellcheck got the accent aigu but forgot to feminize the noun. Oh well, he’s about 90% ahead of people who try to type out fiancé/fiancée. I like when I get texts from friends whose spellcheck will send out things like, “My finance and I are thinking about...”

This will now be known as the Frances Bean Cobain rule.

And I doubt this would happen in this case, but you don’t want to end up in a Frances Bean Cobain sitch if things don’t end well. 

Its a rule made up by guys that will likely never have a girl to give anything to. Incel bitterness ftw